clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

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breaking-th3-habit:

ier0h:

• dont yell at them
• dont say you’re disappointed in them
• dont say “cheer up” and expect anything out of that
• dont ignore them
• fucking talk to them and just be there for them
• listen to them
• but seriously dont yell at them 

can someone tell this to my mother.

greatwhiteprivilege:

• don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
• don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
• don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
• don’t
• don’t
• don’t

let’s bang

i mean hang

no i don’t

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew